Guerneville Gummer

What is Guerneville Gummer?

GUERNE-ville GUM-mer v A blowjob given the same day a person has had all their teeth removed. (Not to be confused with the Rio Nido Nibble.)

Matt- "I ran into that gutter-slut Fifi at the Post Office today."

Greg- "How was she? Wasn't today the day she had her remaining teeth extracted?

Matt- "It was. I think it was the anaesthetic..use she asked me if I wanted a Guerneville Gummer."

Greg- "I'd wait until her gums heal a little if I were you."

Matt- "No, I was amazed at the sensation from the texture."

See oral sex, blow jobs, giving head

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