Guernsey

What is Guernsey?


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1. One of the Channel Islands.

2. Better than Jersey hands down.

3. 60, 000 people clinging to a rock...

4. A breed of cow, white with toffee-coloured splodges

5. A type of knitted pullover

People from Guernsey are called Guerns or Gurns, or more officially Guernseymen or Guernesias/e. Most speak English (many very badly) with a few exceptional word and structure variations (eg "I'm to Vazon, me" - "I'm at Vazon").

1. "I'm going to Guernsey on holiday."

2. "Guernsey is better than Jersey at football"

3. "Its difficult to describe Guernsey..."

4. "This milk comes from Guernseys".

5. "My grandmother, she knits Guernseys for us each Christmas, her"

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