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when every birthday present you get is a piece of shit
Person 1: HEY! I got you a preeeesent!!!
Birthday Person!: Cool! What is it!?
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the real definition is slapping your balls on a guys arse and wiggling
i got bored so i arabian goggled my cat..
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W.C. Fields was the funniest comedic actor in the history of film. Before he was an actor, he was a Vaudevillian juggler. He was born ..