Guff Edit Meaning

1.

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

See derek

2.

giving someone problems

aka beef, shananigans,sass,shit

Dont you give me no guff slut or i'll slap yo eye straight

3.

Over-inflated information, bordering on superfluous or wholly irrelevant.

Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.

"Never read the manual, it's usually just guff in twenty languages."

4.

When something is a load of rubbish !

talking non-sense

dont give us yer guff : dont tok shite/rubbish

See guff, rubbish, shite, nonsense, verbal diarrhea

5.

crap, something of little use or value, junk.

Bri, your laptop is a load of guff mate!

See crap, rubbish, junk, keek, trash

6.

A stinky fart. Usually a quiet 'parp' sound, rather than a squelchy one.

"Ahh mate, did you just guff? That reeks!"

See fart, poo, smell, guf, stench, bottom burp

7.

Matt Donellan, the most guffiest kid. He farts, talks shit, and has the worse life ever. Straight up GUFF! No one ever date a guff, trust me, hes going to go after your little brother.

Mathew Donnellan is such a fucking Guff

See fat, ugly, guff, fart, shit, jesus, juice, fucker