What is Guffey?
1.
the most vile and hideous being, who still can get men to sleep with them because they will do anything.
That girl is such a Guffey, I don't even know how she has a boyfriend.
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2.
50% Mayonnaise, 160% Seagull
I just Guffied my pants so please pass the Guffey
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Random Words:
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Ugly shade of brown coloring.
My gawd! The Joneses bought a new Cadillac and paid cash, but the color they picked out was turd brown...