Guffmusket

What is Guffmusket?


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16th century procedure of omitting gas from the rectum whilst simulating the whoooosh, flash, crack sound of a long barrelled rifle being fired!

whilst being part of the battle re-enactment, i couldn't help firing one off on the old guffmusket

See guff, musket, fart, farting, gas


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