What is Guggenheim's Law?
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Guggenheim's Law states that, while attending a beach party it is impossible experience a devestating loss. In logical terms this is written as:
Person ^ Beach_Party -> ¬Devestating_Loss
Being devestated after losing the final of shipwrecked, which involved spending 5 months on a desert island attending beach parties. This is a mathematical impossibility hence Guggenheim's Law.
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