Guglismach

What is Guglismach?


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A Sasuke who has been denied sex and white rice for an extended period of time. There are different levels to the Guglismach ranging from level one to level five. The lowest level only causing the victim to be perturbed while the highest level causes insanity and some times deformity. Anything past level 3 should be considered highly dangerous and very deadly, armed or otherwise does not matter. The only thing that can scare away a Guglismach is a tomato. recent studies show that Larxene's penis can also cause it to flee the scene.

"OMG HITOMI A GUGLISMACH JUST SWALLOWED MY ARM!!! HURRY THROW A TOMATO AT IT!"

Hitomi:"I am afraid of a Guglismach attack"

Me:"Do not worry Hitomi, I borrowed Larxene's Penis."

See sasuke, naruto, narutard, tomato, vagina, hitomi, crotch rocket


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