What is Guid?
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Derived from guido, but Mediterranean ethnicity is not required. The guidelines are: usually has a blowout, must think you are the man, must drink protein shakes, usually wears rocawear shirts, and must always have clean, fresh white sneakers. Usually douses himself in several gallons of cheap cologne, and has expensive sunglasses and smokes cigs.
Girl: Yo that guid just touched my ass.
Guid: Heyyo baby gimme a call later.
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Acronym for Globally Unique ID. A 128-bit identifier, which is supposed to be guaranteed unique. Used for identifying stuff like software objects. Originally it was formed by combining an Ethernet MAC address with a 100ns resolution timestamp, but now a more complex algorithm is used.
I just hit Ctrl-Shift-G in Borland Developer Studio and it gave me a new GUID: {E9BAA03C-E2BE-420D-9554-5A08B7548068}
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the act of accidently squirting a bit of diarrhea on a sexual partner while having sex/Birddogging
"god damnit, did you just guid on me again? it smells awful!"
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guid - Derived from guido, a derogatory term for a man of Mediterranean descent 1) n. a
1. (n) That kid hits on girls all the time- he's a total guid.
2. (vt) Look at that kid guid on all those freshmen girls.
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n. 1) A 19 year-old fifth year senior, going by the pseudonym of Nasty or Squirrelmaster. 2) A shameless sexual predator 3) One who only dates younger women
that squirrel is a dirty guid