Guidance

What is Guidance?


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A period in school time where they try to teach you about life.

No one ever listens but they eat and mostly sleep for an hour.

burger-"What food did you get for guidance?"

Me-"I got two ham rolls and some chocolate bars."

burger-"Cool."


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