What is Guide Dog?
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A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.
MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!
PRETTY WOMAN: Ok
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Similar to what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. If you are having a private conversation that is not to be repeated you say "Vega..