Guide Dog

What is Guide Dog?


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A guide dog is an ugly woman who is out on the town with a much nicer looking woman (who has just moved to the town), showing her the local drinking places.

MAN: Alright darling, why dont you lose this guide dog and i'll show you round town!

PRETTY WOMAN: Ok

See ugly woman, drinking, dog, sex


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