Guido Coffin

What is Guido Coffin?

Another name for a tanning bed.

Joe: "Shit that chick looks orange as hell"

Gavin: "Yeah, she must have spent to much time in the guido coffin"

See tanning bed, guido, metro

Hiee

1. Greeting employed by homosexual males. Peter: "Hiee, Chrithtopher." Christopher: "Hieeeeeeeeee." See faggot, fa..

Peension

1. Lacking sexual contact for a long period of time. It's been so long, I'm suffering from serious peension. See blue balls, vi..

Bucket Flange

1. An overly loose vagina. like the one your mum has. all saggy and flappy commonly known to hang around the ankles. "flip flop flap&..

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