Guido Coffin

What is Guido Coffin?

Another name for a tanning bed.

Joe: "Shit that chick looks orange as hell"

Gavin: "Yeah, she must have spent to much time in the guido coffin"

See tanning bed, guido, metro

Knob Slobbery

1. the subtle art of slobbing upon one's knob when you can grab this dildo out of my hand, you have truly become a master of knob slo..

Jizzmackin'

1. mackin on a woman with whom your only intentions are to score, (bang the hell out of) with. Damn, Fred was jizzmackin' that babe s..

Hedging

1. The act of keeping an eye on the hedges and steps of shops etc on the way back from the pub/bar/nightclub, looking for girls so drunk th..

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