Guido Hair

What is Guido Hair?

Hair that looks greasy and disgusting from having too much product in it and can withstand winds of up to 90 miles an hour without even moving.

Anthony thought his hair was super sweet but what woman wants a man who’s hair could be used as a lethal weapon?

“March your ass upstairs right now and wash that crap out of your hair, no son of mine is leaving this house with Guido Hair.”

See greasy hair, dirty hair, guido, trashy

Zwanker

1. One who masterbates to the school portrait of a younger sibbling. Alex Wallace is a total zwanker! What a perv boy. See pervert, drink..

Backsplash

1. the water that sprays upwards from a toilet when you shit too hard I knew that guy shits bricks...when he came out of the toilet he got..

Oowee

1. an exclamation, a irrestible release of passion oowee, damn shawty sexy! 2. Used after a slighty or moderately sexual phrase has been..

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