Guido Torpedo

What is Guido Torpedo?


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Any kind of fast car that a guido would drive or does drive with the tendency to explode when driven into a solid structure at high speeds.

Guido "Did you hear about Kevin"

other Guido"no"

Guido "Well turns out he took out half of rite-aid with his guido torpedo when he was trying to get some hair gel"

other Guido "Fucking waste of a V-dub"

See guido, vw, new jersey, torpedo, techno, gel, house


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