Guidoism

What is Guidoism?


1.

A sentence or phrase a Guido would say to make himself look better or to down-talk a "non Guido" type, but in the process making himself look more like a fag than he already does.

Guidoism-

Guido: Yo bitch my name is Dan "The Man" get it right.

Normal Person: HAHA your a fag.

Guido: Yo! Hop off, not my fault i get more pussy than you. *Kisses his own muscles* haha im so amazing.

Normal Person: *Shoots self in the face*

See guido, ism, fag, douchebag


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