What is Guidoism?
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A sentence or phrase a Guido would say to make himself look better or to down-talk a "non Guido" type, but in the process making himself look more like a fag than he already does.
Guidoism-
Guido: Yo bitch my name is Dan "The Man" get it right.
Normal Person: HAHA your a fag.
Guido: Yo! Hop off, not my fault i get more pussy than you. *Kisses his own muscles* haha im so amazing.
Normal Person: *Shoots self in the face*
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Random Words:
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Chicken dick, also used to express indignation or surprise.
"Verga de pollo!! I lost."
See coño, verga..
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If you are out of the boat, you are in the (de) nile - ie, in denial
Dude 1: She is cheating on you man and you know it
Dude 2: No way..
