What is Guidonculous?
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An adjective to describe the behavior of a greaseball who may display the following:
wears too much cologne; drips hair gel, wears New York Giants/Jets/Yankees clothing; abuses steroids, rocks a large chain; ends every sentence with "bro;" asks for Jagerbombs incessantly; preys on drunk women.
"Did you see that guy with the Yankees jersey try to hook up with that wasted girl? That's guidonculous."
"That guy in the Members Only jacket is wearing a guidonculous amount of Brut cologne."
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Semi-solid, explosive defecation that flies out of the anus at high velocity.
"I barely made it home in time to drop some major do..
1.
Short form for "
Roll
On
Floor
Fucking
My
Grampa
Raw
Up
The
Ass "
jimmy: penis
johnny: ROFFMGRUTA!..
1.
to enable others
who are incapable
of doing for themselves due to limited brain power
"must I imbibulate
every facet or your l..
