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Someone who doesn't believe in the awesomness of the Legend of Zelda series.
My best friend Taylor owns a couple Zelda games, but ..
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When you're taking a new mother from behind, then you reach over and start pulling on her nipples till milk comes out.
Yeah, I gav..
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When you get a BIG stuffed animal from a carnival/Six Flags, cut a small hole in the ass part of whatever animal it is, and have an amaz..
