What is Guillaume?
1.
long island master, somebody who drinks long island for breakfast!
This guy is a guillaume, watch out!! Don't challenge him
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a fat french bitch with the tightest asshole in all of the land he enjoys watching elf porn and watching dogs named "fefe" have a 13-inch monkey wrench fisted into there assholes. if you are a girl who likes a guy who is good with kids then guillaume is your man he really knows how to get a kid screaming.......... or not screaming if you want it on the down low. this is a real love story, one time he found a wounded deer on the side of the road and he took the exrta skin on his uncircumcised penis to wrap the deers leg to relieve the pressure. guillaume is a real hoot but if you hear him screaming "eeeeeyyyy!" that means it is time to stop what ever you doing and take cover due to a crazy frenchmen on the loose (and i strongly advise you not to laugh if he is chasing you because it will only make him more mad and make you laugh harder to be slowed down. if he catches you....... close your butthole
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"im a fucking guillaume" POOP
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Guillaume is a guy that smells bad and is usually overweight he is always nice but doesn't get the attention he should. He is usually a loner. Never wants to let go of his friends. Someday wants to hurt kids in someway.
That guillaume guy is such a fool.
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