Guilt Edit Meaning

1.

An unfortunate side affect that results from being overly exposed to morality.

"I become overcome with guilt when i think about how poorly thought out my definition's examples are."

See remorse, shame, conscience, compunction, contrition

2.

judaism's greatest weapon; often used by jewish mothers; often ruins your plans for the night or sometimes, in extreeme cases, your whole weekend. Uses mostly reverse physcology.

Mother: David can you run down to Epstein's and get me a roast beef on rye, with russian dressing?

David: No mom, I'm supposed to meet the guys in 10 minutes.

Mother: Ok...I'll remember that.

David: Well I mean, if you realy want me to go I guess-

Mother: No, forget it... go out..leave me here.

David: (sighs) Did you say you wanted russian dressing?

3.

(tr. verb) - The act of trying to manipulate someone by making them feel guilty. Note that this is a transitive verb, so that if John guilts Mary, then John is making Mary feel guilty.

Another variation on this is "to guilt (someone) into (something)".

Chris: Could you go pick up a 12-pack of beer?

Mike: Aw man, I'm too drunk to go. Kevin's coming over soon. Call him.

Chris: Well, OK, I guess I can wait. I'm cooking dinner for us after all, so I probably shouldn't drink any more right now.

Mike: Chris, come on --

Chris: So how's your job? You know, the one that you love and never would have gotten if I didn't send your resume to my friend Alice?

Mike: All right, all right, I'll go. Geez! You don't have to guilt me!

Jake: Goddamn it, I gotta go shoe shopping with my girlfriend. I promised I'd buy her a pair of Pradas.

Dan: Pradas? What the fuck is that?

Jake: Expensive-ass shoes.

Dan: What are you doing that for?

Jake: Eh, she guilted me into it because I forgot her birthday.

Dan: Sucker!

See guilt, guilt trip, conscience

4.

Something that people try to put on your shoulders if you try to make a decent living. This is often pushed on by a WD, scum, crackwhore, socialist, or IRS.

"My wife brought home a case of guilt for making to much money."

"She gave money to a crackwhore because she a had case of the guilt."

See wd, chesse, deadbeat, lowlife, scum, obama, slob

5.

to feel the secret little man screaming and scraping your inside stomach to let u know you have done wrong and will continue to do so till error that has been done is no more

I set my house on fire i felt guilty for doing so i apologized to Grandmother and felt better

See strange, helpful, abnormal, wet