What is Guilt Gift?
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1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.
2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.
1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"
"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."
2. "Why didn't you call me back?"
"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"
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Noun - An elephant shotgun used to snipe sketchy people.
A man asked me the other day if I had zig zag beef because his wife left him.
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