Guilt Gift

What is Guilt Gift?

1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.

2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.

1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"

"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."

2. "Why didn't you call me back?"

"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"

See guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guiltiness, guilt trip

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