Guilt Gift

What is Guilt Gift?


1.

1. A gift one gives that is motivated purely by guilt.

2. A substitute for saying, "I'm sorry." Most effective when used by single wealthy men over 40 on their girlfriends.

1. "Oh that's a very pretty necklace!"

"Thanks - it was a guilt gift. This one's for Vegas."

2. "Why didn't you call me back?"

"Here, have some <guilt gift> chocolate!"

See guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guiltiness, guilt trip


100

Random Words:

1. Persevering although only bad things seem to be coming one's way. Man 1 "How you doing?" Man 2 "Dumpsteriffic.&quo..
1. A fast and furious yet contemplative walk to blow off some steam and clear your head, like the way Zac Efron stomps across a golf course..
1. A prostitute who is very cheap because of either her stupidity or her ugliness. "I'd go out with her on a date, but she looks..