Guilty Conscience

What is Guilty Conscience?


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1 - when you have a lil feeling nagging in your head telling you to do or not to do something

2 - an awesome song my eMINEm as SarahMarie would say

1 - Ah my conscience is acting like my damn Mom

2 - Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After coming home from a hard day's work, he walks in the door of his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man.

"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"

2 - "Wait! What if there's an explanation for this shit?"

"What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!?"

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When someone is so defensive about something being true/false, that it is obvious that they want the opposite.

Dan: LOL you have a crush on Kyle, don't you Erica?

Erica: NO! What are you talking about! That's the stupidest thing I have ever heard! Kyle is the last person i would ever like, EVER! He is definitely NOT the cutest boy I have seen in my life, and I definitely do NOT want him in my pants!

Dan: Tsk Tsk *waves finger*. does someone have a guilty conscience?

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