Guilty Jerk

What is Guilty Jerk?

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

See guilty, jerk, masturbate, hate, myself

Pickle Surprise

1. When a "woman" covers her genitalia with a food product (whipped cream) and someone (preferrably male) goes down on her to onl..

Zombiefuck

1. A person so drunkthey walk around hunchbackstyle, grunting, groaning, and uncontrollably knock things over. That drunk zombiefuck stumb..

1. The male equivalent of a queef, a Queef-Fart A.K.A. QF Greg loves to QF after he has blown you so make sure to cum in his ass... See g..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Guilty Jerk Edit Meaning