Guilty Jerk

What is Guilty Jerk?

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

See guilty, jerk, masturbate, hate, myself

Unotabloodbitch

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Rutherfucked Up

1. the achievement of utter inebriation within the confines of the town of Rutherford, New Jersey Yo! I got so Rutherfucked up at Drew&apo..

Zelom

1. when kimber mates with cucumber melon handsoap and then washes her hands with the baby. "kimber just commited zelom." "..

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