Guilty Jerk

What is Guilty Jerk?


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When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

See guilty, jerk, masturbate, hate, myself


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