Guilty Jerk

What is Guilty Jerk?

When you masturbate while thinking of somebody you hate, sometimes a celebrity.

Guy 1: You thought about Lindsay Lohan last night?

Guy 2: I know, I hate myself.

And now, because it won't work without it, guilty jerk.

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Silta

1. One who is lazy. Someone who chooses not to do anything unless it involves eating or drinking beer. Bill is so silta, he never leave..

Mysst

1. An Asian dude with a fro who likes the ladies who have a badonkadonk Oh, and he invented the masturbation-fueled car. Mysst likes fat ..

Urgayer

1. street lingo for "you are gayer" "Look in the mirror, John, urgayer." "Brother, you aint no woman lover, urga..

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