What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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Pasty Cakes: A term I use to describe someone who is very white, or albino.
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The seasoning on cheese curds at Santana's in Minneapolis, Minnesota.
Damn, these cheese curds are addictive. It must be that crac..
