What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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an apple that taste like piss
now thats a urine apple
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Something that mysterisly disappeared.
MYSTAPPEAR (MISS-TA-PEAR)
Person 1: Wheres my necklace?
Person 2: I don't know, must hav..
