What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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A person who farts and then leaves the scene, thus 'traveling' away from the fart.
I was a farting hobo at the grocery store ..
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A phrase invented in Berlin on a school trip,
no-one really knew what it meant.
But we had our suspisions it derived from the term boy..
