What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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1. the person at the party or event who's soul purpose in life is to be the biggest, loudest, most in your face donkey there.
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A person who thinks they can use a jedi mind trick to get out of a bad situation. Usually a "Star Wars Nerd."
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