What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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The act of having sex through holes in worn out ribbed underwear.
I was too lazy to take my wifes's underwear off, so I gave her a..
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1) Slang term for a womans vagina.
Originated when Art Price, 40, of Ohio was arrested and charged with 4 counts of public indecency ..
