Guiness Alarm Clock

What is Guiness Alarm Clock?


1.

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

See shits, beeriod, runs


32

Random Words:

1. a gangsta whose pimp ride is a zepplin Damn brotha look to tha sky, theres a pimp ass zepplin gangsta floatin over head..
1. you are a fucking moron a flash series from The Walrus on zipperfish "YAAFM!" I said that to my teacher even though he didnt..
1. Probably the best tactical RPG for the Playstation. Retard-"Drrrrr, what game is that you're playing?" Me-"It&apos..