What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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Random Words:
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The dictionary made up of words starting with "K" or "P". Anything can be turned into Kalan words.
Kould you please..
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This is what a person says when he is making a tentative appointment.
"I'll Pencil" (because the appointment can be er..
