What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
1.
Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
See
Random Words:
1.
Archane euphemism for "mother fucker".
He's a bad motor scooter.
See Frugie..
1.
Anything that vibrates and can be used like a vibrator
dude that guy always has his phone set on nurture feature
See vibrate, vibrator..
