Guiness Alarm Clock

What is Guiness Alarm Clock?


1.

Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours

'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'

See shits, beeriod, runs


32

Random Words:

1. Australian term for a simple rudely constructed dwelling. Typically made of natural materials scavenged from the surrounding bushland. ..
1. A chronic lagger; especially in an online game such as Warcraft III. Usually having to do with the likelihood that the lagger is using ..
1. and o'doyle rules! is when a person comes into town hammered on the bandwagon oh here comes o'doyle rules! from the next town..