What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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when you pull one of your testicles out of your fly for display.
i showed some girls my chicken hart..
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being famous on the street; people of the streets who's on top of their game
see that man? he got street fame..
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One who, lacking any real credibility, tries to provide some legitimacy for themselves by amassing random phenomenon. Are often old, sad..
