What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
1.
Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
See
Random Words:
1.
When a girl is giving head she puts her hand around the base of the cock so a guy cannot test her gag reflex.
Kelly used the governor l..
1.
Also knowen as killer penguin.
A penguin which may cause chaos and destruction. May also kill many.
The Killa Penguin killed the man...
1.
An awesome christian punk rock band from Southern California. Officer Negative has spread the word of Jesus Christ to scenes that it ma..
