What is Guiness Alarm Clock?
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Suddenly waking up with the a strong desire for the toilet and the turtles head emerging uncontrolably - brought on as a result of consuming large quantities of the black stuff in the preceding hours
'I had a 'Guiness alarm clock' going off at seven thirty and now I'm off to the fucking launderette!!!'
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The art of doing burnouts in your car or motorbike
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To fart, to poot, to cut the cheese, to break wind
Dirty D just lifted his leg and floated an air bisquit your way, better watch out.
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