What is Guiness Book Of Records?
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The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
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A lesbian who is similar to a badge bunnybut only dates lesbian cops and firefighters.
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One of the best penalty killers around. Will throw his body in front of anything. Wins face-offs as easily as stealing candy from a baby..
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The area between a squirrel's bonch and gonch. Also, can be used to describe the sound of pooping on a person's chest.
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