What is Guiness Book Of Records?
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The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
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A loud explosion of feces that litterally blows out your ass, sending small drops of liquid poop all over the inside of the toilet bowl...
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When you waste your money for a hit or two of that shitty weed your friend got and you dont have enough money for an eight.
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