What is Guiness Book Of Records?
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The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
Random Words:
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A ugly woman, a woman so ugly your dick shrivels
"That bitch is fucking boner kryptonite!"
See boner, kryptonite, ugly, woma..
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the fuzz growing under your armpit....see oceaning
Elaina really has to shave her oceanic crust because it isn't that attractive
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