What is Guiness Book Of Records?
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The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
Random Words:
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The euphoria and/or superiority experienced by one using long or uncommon words around peers to make them seem more intelligent. Can als..
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The irrational fear of a hippo stealing you pyjamas.
"Why are you in your cupboard?"
"Hippos! ... They want my Pyjamas!..
