What is Guiness Book Of Records?
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The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.
Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.
Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"
Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"
Random Words:
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When you skeet in someone's eye.
I didnt want the girl to see me as I stole her purse, so i quick gave her a cataract shot...
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adj. 1)extremely good-looking
2) could also refer to personality quirks as in
"The girl who bumped into the wall with a smil..
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An excessive use of language in a criticizing manner.
PERSON A: So I went to the store today.
PERSON B: Why do you think i care abou..
