What is Guiness Book Of Records?


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The most commonly stolen book from public libraries.

Also a widely renown source of the biggest, most expensive and most weird things on the planet. A throughouhly interesting read.

Person 1: "Hey man, check out what I just scored from the library!"

Person 2: "Dude, it's just the Guiness Book of Records. Save yourself the late fees and go buy it for $10"


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