Guiney Tom

What is Guiney Tom?


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a derivative of "guido" usually referring to a guido that tops all guidos while walking down the street in oversized fubu pants, a wife beater, absurdly large sunglasses, an orange like fake tan, and a pompous arrogance that makes you want to shoot them in the face. The blowout is usually associated with a "guiney tom". It is the most high of the guido culture, take out the guiney tom and you make the regular guidos tremble in your presence. Loves track jackets that say "Italia" and the famous jersey shore t-shirt "not only am i perfect, but i'm italian too." Also: loves Armani exchange.

Normal Person: "I'll have a Bud Light."

Guiney Tom: "Hey chief, two fuckin jagabombs down here."

See guiney, guido, blowout, guidette, new jersey, trash, poop, loser, faggot, homo


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