What is Guitar Asshole?
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A Guitar Asshole is someone who walks around with a guitar and plays it for no other reason than to get chicks. They prey off the idea that women only dig two kinds of people, jerks and musicians. Guitar Assholes are often both. A Guitar Asshole has zero game, thus must sing sensitive ballads and badly done John Mayer covers in order to get women. Guitar Assholes usually have long hair, often tied in a ponytail, wear cordoroy's, tight t-shirts, and in the winter time, leather jackets.
The patron saints of Guitar Assholes are: Dave Matthews, Jerry Garcia, Trey Anastasio, John Mayer, Teddy Geiger, and Jason Mraz.
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