Guitar Center

What is Guitar Center?


1.

1.A crowded place where many people believe it is still 1982. 2.A place of business motivated to sell guitars. 3.A place where the workers shred and make you feel subhuman.

Guitar center is whack. Check Ebay.

2.

The Wal-Martfor musical instruments.It is like a futuristic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where everyones name has been replaced by a number -- not very personal.

A place where the managers try to rip you off.

Dont buy from guitar center, just look at their ebay feedack rating. Sucky!

See monopoly, wal-mart, guitar

3.

A chain of mega-stores that sell everything even remotely related to guitars, putting out of business those guitar shops that sell real instruments and good equipment where they know your name and let local bands practice in the back room. Inhabited by people who think that by hanging out there or announcing that they will be visiting one of these establishments will make them suddenly popular. Full of overpriced, low-quality instruments and accessories.

Person who calls them self a guitarist even though they've only been playing for three weeks and knows one chord: I'm going to Guitar Center.

Ignorant wannabe: Oh, a guitarist! How immensely cool.

See walmart, wannabe

4.

A place where you might go to buy music equipment and have some jerkoff call you boss (and other things) one too many times after you bought your stuff. Thus making you want to grab a guitar and ram it down the punk's throat. And then save what's left of the guitar for the guy up front who checks your bag best-buy-style.

Guitar Center Quote: "What's HAPPENING there BOSS?"

See jerkoff, best buy, punk, punked, bagman

5.

A place that sells intruments. From drums to 12-string acoustics they have everything. And theres indoor studio where you get to TRY it before you BUY it so its really cool. But you have to wait your turn before you can go in. Or you can try out the guitars outside of the studio. Mostly n00by punks go there play a couple of crappy licks and then leave. Overall Guitar center is the #1 place to get your instrumments.

Guitar Center is musicians heaven!

See guitar, punk, licks, music

6.

A place selling huge amounts of instruments (guitars, basses, drums, DJ equipment, etc.). They also sell gear. The quality of the instruments probably won't be as good as the more local not superstore guitar shops.

Guitar Center has quantity over quality.

See guitar, bass, gear

7.

Musical instrument store that usally carries all types except orechestra instruments.

Have more of a variety of guitar than other chains such Sam Ash.

You can talk down the price on most guitars and amps, even get a free case if you deal right.

i bought a guitar for 500 out the door, even though the price tag was 549.99 with tax not included, at guitar center

See guitar, instrument


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