Guitar Poser

What is Guitar Poser?

A person who thinks he or she is cool because they buy guitars and/or acessories but in reality have ABSOLUTELY NO idea how to play a guitar

Kevin: Hey dude. Sweet guitar!

Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.

Kevin: What songs can you play?

Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....

Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!

See poser, fag, wanna-be, groupie, loser

Ou-ray

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Nukes

1. seriously attractive and well endowed female breasts, that you can't but help be shell-shocked into gawping at them. Look at the n..

J.o.m.b.

1. Jerk Off Memory Bank That chick is fine. File her in the J.O.M.B. See how 2. To clarify, it's pronounced (jom-bee). and is the..

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