Guitar Poser

What is Guitar Poser?

A person who thinks he or she is cool because they buy guitars and/or acessories but in reality have ABSOLUTELY NO idea how to play a guitar

Kevin: Hey dude. Sweet guitar!

Taylor: Thanks. It was $4000.

Kevin: What songs can you play?

Taylor: Uh..... none..... but i'll learn.... eventually....

Kevin: Dude you're being a real Guitar Poser!

See poser, fag, wanna-be, groupie, loser

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