What is Gui-tard?
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GUI-tard
(Noun). One who lacks, or appears to lack, the requisite cognitive development to navigate through or operate computer programs or interfaces
(adj) GUI-tarded
Derek:
Hey Mike, I can't seem to find the button that let's me change the font.
Mike:
Boy Derek, you certainly must be GUI-TARDED
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