Guitard Edit Meaning

1.

One who sucks at playing guitar.

I totally messed up those chord changes, I'm such a guitard!

See guitar, geetard, guitards, guitars, retard, retards

2.

A retard that tries to play the guitar but fails like all retards do.

That guitard really sucks at playing the guitar.

3.

a guitar retard, the kind of person who has to grab a guitar no matter whos it is or where they are or whos playing it just to show off their own lack of skillz

"that guy just grabbed that other guys guitar and started playing it, he's such a guitard"

See guitar, retard, lack, skills, instrument

4.

A retard who plays the guitar.

Pronounced "g-ee-tard" - with a hard "g", and emphasis on the "ee" sound.

Applies particularly if excessive guitar-playing has caused or contributed to the retardation.

Chuck has been playing Smoke On The Water for the last seven hours.

What a guitard!

See guitar, retard, guitarist, musician, muso

5.

Noun; (Plural) GUItards; Short for Graphical User Interface-retards. A derogatory term often used to describe Microsoft Certified Professionals for there dependence on the Microsoft wizard to configure all of the PC environments attributes.

Using Cisco SDM makes me feel like a GUItard.

See pc, a+, ccna, ccnp, mcse

6.

A sub-normal human usually devoid of the 21st chromosome, which pretend they are playing a proper guitar, by plugging in a lump of plastic & buttons to their wiitard.

Officially this piece of shite is called- Guitar Hero, & is detremental to the art of playing an actual intrument.

Ned; "I wan' play wiv da shiny fing."

Human; "Oh jeez, 'mongo' has risen, tell you what Ned- go play with the traffic. Take the wiitard & guitard with you."

See guitar, wiitard, guitar hero, mongoloid, mong, mongo, retard

7.

A retard holding a guitar!

Wow! That guy in the stair well is a total GUITARD! Did I just say guitard?

See guitar, retard, retards, guitards, guitarded