Guitarded Edit Meaning

1.

Someone with little to no musical skill on the guitar.

He cant even make an Em, he must be guitarded.

2.

When someone has played their guitar or bass guitar to the point that they are completely 'played out', or brain dead.

How you feel after playing an extra long set or gig.

"Man we've been jammin for six and a half hours. I'm guitarded."

Some dude at a bar when you just finished your last set and are rollin up for the night-"Hey I love you guys man you really sound great! Say, I play guitar too, and I was wondering if you wanted to jam.

You - "Sorry man, I'm guitarded. Not tonight."

See played out, tired, brain dead, exhausted, drained

3.

1. A paradox in which one forgets to play the guitar while playing the guitar.

Johnny's playing horribly, he's bit guitarted today.

See cakes

4.

One who is incredibly good at Guitar Hero and proud of it, but has never played an actual guitar. Also one who is impressed by Guitar Hero skills yet unimpressed by actual guitar playing.

Guitarded one: Dude! I got five stars on Dragon Force on expert last night!

Normal Human: OK. I played Stairway to Heavenbackwards on an actual guitar.

Guitarded One: So....?

See guitar, guitar hero, music, gamers, loser

5.

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

See retarded, hammered, smashed, drunk, guitar

6.

1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.

2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic

When i tried to play that solo i got all "guitarded"

See retard, guitar, high, stupid, retarded

7.

A person who has absolutely no talent at Guitar Hero.

You sucked so bad, you're guitarded

See hero, guitar, retarded, gyro