Guitards

What is Guitards?


1.

retards who hang out at guitar

stfu you guitards

you still shit your diapers

2.

Idiots who think they know something about guitars, when they dont know anything about it.

Guitards say: "Hey im going to strum the bridge pickup, playing on the seventh string on the 33rd fret to make an a9 chord."

See guitar, retards, playing, strumming, bridge, chord

3.

A band situated in Kitchener, Ontario, consisting of (name censored) on rhythm guitar, Vlad on lead guitar and Luis who thinks he can play drums but actually can't even keep a beat 'cause he's gay and looks at anime crap and wears pants that look like funnels (fhoom). This band has no skill but tries its best. Sadly, they can play songs like "Hey There Delilah" and "Funky Town".

The band is way too fucking good to have a bass or a lead singer, or lyrics to their songs for that matter. They actually jam naked 'cause they think it stimulates the hormones in the sexu....brain. If you are reading this please move your mouse cursor to the top right of your screen and click the red button with the x on it.

1. Nerd: Oh my god I went to the band show and saw the Guitards!!!!11one!

2. Vlad: So...let's play a song.

Luis: I'll TRY to keep a rhythm going this time.

(10 minutes of playing)

(name censored): Wow that was pretty good, Guitards.

Vlad: NOOOOOO

(takes his guitar and cuts off Luis' head 'cause he can't play for shit and wears funnels for pants)(fhoom)

See loser, noob, douche


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