Guitar-masturbate

What is Guitar-masturbate?


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(verb) to play notes and chords with no rhythm or relation to each other, 99 percent of the time sounds like crap, noobs do it often

Guy 1: how did you play at the concert yesterday?

Guy 2: ah. i forgot how to play my song so i had to guitar-masturbate

Guy 1: ouch.

Guy 2: yeah people threw stuff at me and my girlfriend left me after the concert

Guy 1: next time just learn your material, idiot

See guitar, masturbate, masturbating, noob, beginner, horrible


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