Guitortion

What is Guitortion?

An uncontrolled contorting of the face of a guitar player making repeated, irreconilable, humiliating mistakes during a solo at a live performance.

That guy's solo was so bad he had the guitortion turned up to nine.

See guitar, distortion, contortion, solo, lead

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