What is Gumbofied?
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To stretch the truth in extremis
"The other night, my mate Shed spilt a full glass of red all over him, whilst I sat across the other side of the room and laughed at him".
OR
"That fart sounding noise was the door - not my arse"
OR
"I drank loads of beer the other night whilst you girls drank nothing"
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A person who can say completely bitchy things to a person over a text message
But is a complete coward in person
(Text conversation)
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when you dip your cock in marinara sauce and your girl gives you a blow job. (The use of parmesan cheese is optional.)
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