Gumbofied

What is Gumbofied?


1.

To stretch the truth in extremis

"The other night, my mate Shed spilt a full glass of red all over him, whilst I sat across the other side of the room and laughed at him".

OR

"That fart sounding noise was the door - not my arse"

OR

"I drank loads of beer the other night whilst you girls drank nothing"

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