What is Gumbofied?
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To stretch the truth in extremis
"The other night, my mate Shed spilt a full glass of red all over him, whilst I sat across the other side of the room and laughed at him".
OR
"That fart sounding noise was the door - not my arse"
OR
"I drank loads of beer the other night whilst you girls drank nothing"
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A regional term used for cute little girls hailing from northwestern PA.
That valerie lynn may be a stumpjumper from the little old tow..
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To have sex with a tumescently corpulent Bar hag.
"Hey Joe, what did you do last night"
"Oh you know. I went out to a B..
