Gumboobs

What is Gumboobs?

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The new and cheap solution to breast implants! 100% silicon free and is bound to last you a few days! Now available in sizes a to DAAAAYYYYYUUUUM!!!

Comes in six different flavors: Viagra, Grape, Splenda, Strawberry (Where's my--?!) Pocky, SPAM, or Pamela Anderson. Call in for your own personal order and we will see what we can cook!!!

Harry Cox: Hey! Did you see the tits on that one Allie chick? WHEW! TELL HER TO GET THAT FINE ASS OVER HERE AND GIVE ME SOME SUGAR!!! YEEEEEEEHARDONOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW!!!

Dick Burns: She'll give you some sugar alright. You might wanna make sure she doesn't go in the sun or those gumboobs will melt.

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