What is Gump?
1.
When having sex in the doggy-style position, you put your hands on your hips imitating Forrest Gump. The hands on the hips can best be seen when Forrest is standing on his shrimp boat and first sees Lt. Dan.
Guy #1: Man I gumped my girlfriend hard last night.
Guy#2: The old hands on the hips! Way to go!
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2.
Geek, loser, social reject.
Circa 1980, Bay Area, CA
"You kissed HIM?! E.. He's such a total GUMP!"
3.
Gay Ugly Motherfucking Punk
esp. in D.C. metropolitan gyms
The old men that you see in the locker room who'd never workout, but stays in the steamroom, sauna, and showers until they look like a raisin trying to get their peeps at you!
"What the fuck is that
GUMP looking at?"
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4.
A student, alumni, fan, or follower of the University of Alabama. Originating from the fact that even Forrest Gump gained admission to Alabama; this definition also highlights & explains the inherent stupidity of most Bama fans.
Bama Fan: I tell you what boy, dem Crimsun-Tiiide gonna WHOOP SUM ASS DIS SEESUN!
LSU Fan: I would rank the Tide, at best, third in the SEC West this year.
Bama Fan: I reckon' I didunt hear you, I'm busy polishun our TWELVE national champee-on ship trophy's!
LSU Fan: You haven't been relevant in years, and most of those championships you claim are, in fact, illegitimate.
Bama Fan: Nuh-uh.
LSU Fan: ...fucking Gump.
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5.
There are two definitons....one a bad name & the other a compliment
A; one who looks like an idiot and everyone ridicules
B; one who is a
A; Guy: look at number 13 the way his lip curls up when he talks make him look like one of my top ten gumps.
B; Girl: that guy is such a gump..He flirts all the time!
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6.
A Unco-ordinated person, mostly they are lads, often lanky and skinny.
Larry Bird sure isnt a gump!
7.
When your bud is sticky and moist. it is hard to break apart and doesn't make a crinkly noise when you rub it together.
"yoo this bud must be good shit, its maaaad gump"
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