Gumpin

What is Gumpin?


1.

To run with determination, even while lacking coordination.

On my way to work I saw some kid gumpin it out of the grocery store while trying to carry two cases of beer. A rent-a-cop tackled him before he even made it out of the parking lot.

See sprint, run, book, flee

2.

to smile bashfully from flattery

I put my mack down and she started gumpin.

3.

A cliff at dolime quarry in Guelph Ontario. The name came to be when some drunken idiot (read: typical cliff jumper) tried to spray paint "Jump In" but managed to spell "Gjump In" which has now been shortened to "gumpin". A gumpin is also a measurement. 1 gumpin = ~25ft

a gumpin is not a static measurement because a gumpin is defined as "the distance from the top of the cliff to the water" thus a gumpin is never the same.

S: I dare you to dive off the gumpin!

T: I dare you to gainer the gumpin!

S: I dont know how to GAY-NOR

T: It's "gainer" not gaynor, you fucker.

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I answered my physics test in gumpin lengths.

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Dude that cliff is like 3/4ths of a gumpin.

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Gumpin is pronounced "Guu-om-pin"

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the amount of water in dolime quarry is 36 gumpins cubed (i.e. 36g^3 opposed to 300m^3)

See dolime, guelph, cliff, feet, metric, imperial, quarry


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