Gumping

What is Gumping?


1.

the act of two or more persons participating in a sexual act, involving a random bodily organs corpse. one person jumps on the flat corpse, whilst the other(s) subject themselves to the genital region of the corpse, whilst the bodily organs & fluids & blood splatter into their face.

a friend and I experienced a gumping session with a dear old relative

See sexual, act, corpse

2.

Feigning retardism with the purpose in mind to seduce a "special girl"

Anyone Fancy a trip to St Johns for a spot of Gumping?

See retard, sex, mongloid, wrong, funny

3.

Pre-maturely blowing your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets a lap dance.

4.

1: Sexual intercoursebetween two old people, without their false teeth in, A cross between "Humping" and "Gumming"

2: General sex

"I caught my grandparents gumping last night, it was sick"

"Sarah blatantly gumped him last night"

See sex, old people, gum, crude, intercourse, teeth

5.

To prematurely blow your load, like Forrest did with Jenny.

Mark gumps every time he gets more than one lap dance.

6.

diving for fart bubbles

He went gumping around the entire pool

See yonder

7.

To suck a penis dry after it has been inserted into the anus and having fecal matter on it.

"Man, I pulled my dick out of her ass and she sucked all the shit off it!"


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