Gumpster

What is Gumpster?


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A park bench. In the popular movie, "Forrest Gump," he's seen sitting on a park bench, passing out words of wisdom.

A park bench where some old fart or village idiot sits all day and tells stories or gives his/her opinion on everything.


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