Gums Maloney

What is Gums Maloney?

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

See cougar, fugly, tequila, mid-life crisis, gums

One Hairy Night Stand

1. 1. A one night stand with a person who has an exceptional amount of body hair. 2. Hooking up with someone who rudely leaves body hair..

Fellatioship

1. A relationship solely based around the idea and act of fellatio. Dan's friend: "Dude, are you still getting action from your ..

Retardo-montalbon

1. A reference to the famous Ricardo Montalbon, from the ground breaking TV show, Fantasy Island. This modification of the word is meant, h..

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