Gums Maloney

What is Gums Maloney?

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

See cougar, fugly, tequila, mid-life crisis, gums

Adult Happy Meal

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Thrustable

1. Someone that you want to have sex with badly and/or is worthy of having sex with you. Me: "That guy over there is thrustable!"..

Crackalaccorrine

1. someone who goes from one guy to his best friend in a matter of weeks, is known to fake anxiety, does not shower often, and can not use ..

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