Gums Maloney

What is Gums Maloney?


1.

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

See cougar, fugly, tequila, mid-life crisis, gums


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