Gums Maloney

What is Gums Maloney?


1.

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

See cougar, fugly, tequila, mid-life crisis, gums


72

Random Words:

1. A website run by a deranged minister (sometimes referred to as the CapA-Loser) who rates movies with a system he claims is "infalli..
1. The little dude you see running around your house out of the corner of your eye after you've gone too long without sleep. Why&apos..
1. To have ejaculated while your clothes are on basically. "Wow look at Britney Spears, she is so good looking and her clevage is so ..