Gums Maloney

What is Gums Maloney?

a female, typically going thru a mid-life crisis, with large gums that enjoys drinking tequila.

Gums Maloney only drinks tequila that rots out her ass.

See cougar, fugly, tequila, mid-life crisis, gums

Voti

1. Gay by nature. Harbors an intense curiosity of penis. The most logical organism to ever live in a sarcastic parallel universe. I'm..

J.d. Train Ride

1. (v). To travel for hours in order to pleasure your girlfriend with a dish brush. I J.D. Train Ride all the way to syracuse See train, ..

Dick Ratio

1. Size of your penis compared to others. Chris your dick ratio is pretty low, what do you have a chode? See chode, dick, ratio, gay, hom..

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