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A slip of the tongue that reveals ones true thoughts, specifically where those thoughts aren't related to sex.
I was in a hurry to..
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Cat feces which has been rolled in cat litter.
I caught Fido in the litter box, treating himself to some Almond Rocha.
See cat shit..
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To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
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