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The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.
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When you're peeing then you you stop midway through to get something done, like getting toilet paper or answering the phone.
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Tits, boobs or breasts that do not belong on any living person. Characteristics include dirty, lumpy, lop-sided, unnecessairly big and e..