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A salty penis or phallic expression.
After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..
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A convent dedicated to lexicography.
edjog is getting on a bit in years, thus finds considerable amusement in daft puns, like dickshunn..
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When you get pleasure sexually from licking eyeballs.
Tom: Chris, why are you licking your eyeball?
Chris: It feels good.
Tom: Dude, ..