What is Gunk?
1.
a load of sperm that flies out of your dick
My gunk landed in her hair.
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2.
some random shit you'd find on the bottom of your shoe or on the bottom of a desk at school.
"What the fuck, get this gunk off my shoe..."
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3.
(n)Any unidentified and undesirable substance, often crusted onto something you'd otherwise like to wear or sit on. Often found on second (or third or fourth) hand couches or thrift store finds.
(v)When someone screws something up, often in a half-assed manner.
Hey, man, I like your new jean-jacket, but what's that gunk on the sleeve?
When I passed out on my friend's couch after the party, I woke up to find my drool had coagulated with some gunk on the cushion.
Todd was supposed to mail the rent, but he gunked it, now we have a late fee. Way, to go, TODD!
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4.
The lower abdomem on a large man. Below the gut, above the junk.
Fat Tony hated lifting his gunk, but it was the only way the doctor could check him for a hernia.
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5.
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Mikey: Turn that shit off bro!
Regis: Fuck you! This is some hardcore gunk shit.
Mikey: Oh really? I'm trippin' balls! Sorry bro, let me get you a beer.
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6.
a mix of liquids and solids, much like you find on car engines and there abouts
Pass me the screw driver so I can poke out this gunk
7.
A guy funk. Used to describe a guy acting like a freak or a funk.
That gunk dumped me.
He's a total gunk.
That gunk is hitting on me.
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