Gunkai

What is Gunkai?


1.

1)Mandarin Chinese: Fuck off - literally, to roll away.

2)Something to tell your friends to say to local people when visiting Mainland China.

3)Something I would write on people if I were a Tattoo artist

Pronounced gwun kai in the third and first tone respectively - with the "ai" in kai pronounced the same as the English "eye"

1)

Street seller: Would like to by watch, I have many watch bag shoes!

Tourist: Gunkai!

2)

Friend1:How do you say excuse me in Chinese in the most polite way possible?

Friend2:It's "Gunkai", and the louder you say it the more polite it is - that's a normal language habit in Chinese

3)

Tatoo artist: Can I reccommend this asian symbol?

Customer: What does it mean?

Tattoo Artist: Peace and love and harmony.

See fuck off, mandarin, chinese, china

2.

Not to be confused with gunk-eye, this is an exclamatory expression used under any number of appropriate circumstances. There is no clear-cut definition of when to use this word, and however appropriate it is to state this word is to be determined by the speaker. However, if caught saying it in a poor situation, the speaker may be subject to humiliation by his/her peers.

Dewd: Hey. HEY! You got PIzzOwned!

Dude: Haha, no. You did! Gunkai!

note: best spoken in either a South or East Asian accent.

See owned, pwned, laff, woot, p00ned


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