What is Gunk-eye?
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A condition caused as the result of an erroneous trajectory during the release of the male's fluid targeted at the female point-of-entry. Instead, the fluid ends up in the eye(s) of the female partner.
Gosh Darnit Zeehar, you missed again and now I've got gunk-eye!
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Having sex with the toilet throw rug on the bathroom floor
He's been in the bathroom for a long time - I bet there's a monkey..