Gunky

What is Gunky?


1.

A fellow human being with unadmirable traits who displeases you.

"Junior Barnes, you gunky!"

( Bill Cosby from Revenge)

See revenge, snowball

2.

The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.

When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.

See eyes, sleepy, matter, gunkie

3.

When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky

I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!

See poon, jizz, cum, sperm, skeet, pussy

4.

You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.

This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'

a: "but he's not hunky!"

b: "well he's not goofy!"

a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"

See hunky, gunky, clunky, goofy, hoofy, gunk, hunk, goof


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