What is Gunky?
1.
A fellow human being with unadmirable traits who displeases you.
"Junior Barnes, you gunky!"
(
Bill Cosby fromRevenge )
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2.
The consistency of the matter in your eyes when you wake up from a hard sleep.
When I woke up this morning, my eyes were all gunky.
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3.
When a male jackoffs on his girlfriends vagina while she's sleeping, and leaves his sperm on her. When she wakes up in the morning her poon will be all gunky
I gunky my girlfriend last night and the dumb bitch was pissed in the morning!
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4.
You are familiar with the terms 'goofy' and 'hunky'.
This presents a difficulty in defining a person who would fall into both categories. For these such people there is the word 'gunky', the crossbreed of goofs and hunks, like hovis 'best of both'
a: "but he's not hunky!"
b: "well he's not goofy!"
a: "ooh ok, hes gunky!"
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