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When you take a girl and rub applesauce all over her face. Then you make her sit under the bar stool and hand you drinks.
She lost a be..
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A Device used to measure the size of the nipple.
*Not used measure the areola
Honey, will you grab the niplometer so I can get ready..
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When recieving a lap dance from a 300+ lb black lady she urinates on your leg. Then due to the movement you recieve urine chaffing thus ..
