Gurden

What is Gurden?


1.

The area of pubic hair located above the penis and/or vagina; its not the stomach and its not the penis. The area can be shaved or left hairy.

"Hey, shave your gurden you hairy shit!"

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2.

Shropshire slang for necrophile. Is thought to have derived from the infamous necrophile Jorge Gurden; who was often photographed talking to gravestones/coffins/corpses.

'Gurden' can also mean the protective removable seal on milk cartons

Bob Smith: Hey Jamie, Stop acting like a Gurden and go talk to those girls!

Jamie Burns: Why did you just call me a protective seal?

Bob Smith: facepalm

See gurden, milk, necrophile, shire, jorge


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