What is Gurden?
1.
The area of pubic hair located above the penis and/or vagina; its not the stomach and its not the penis. The area can be shaved or left hairy.
"Hey, shave your gurden you hairy shit!"
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2.
Shropshire slang for
'Gurden' can also mean the protective removable seal on milk cartons
Bob Smith: Hey Jamie, Stop acting like a Gurden and go talk to those girls!
Jamie Burns: Why did you just call me a protective seal?
Bob Smith: facepalm
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